My Stupid Rants

The year is 2032. It is the 10th anniversary of the end of Covid-19. Yes ladies and gentlemen, we actually got through the pandemic. What happened? Well the whole world finally managed to gain herd immunity by taking the vaccine, and like the Spanish flu, measles and polio. The virus just disappeared. The people were perplexed. What the scientists said was true all along! The vaccines did work! Don't get me wrong, many of those who declined the vaccine died, but I guess that's just natural selection at work. There were no more antivax. We still don't know what caused the disease, whether it was spread naturally as the scientist claimed from bats to people. Or if it was a man-made virus, one that was dabbled in to get ahead of the curve in the medical world but was accidentally released as the biggest fuck up of the century. Or if it was all a grand scheme by the hidden powers that control the countries in chase of global domination. We still don't know. What we know for

Pada 30 Jun 2021, Pejabat Perdana Menteri telah menggegarkan negara dengan mengumumkan bahawa PM pintu belakang, TS Mahiaddin/ Muhyiddin Yassin atau lebih mesra dikenali sebagai Abah Kau sedang mengalami masalah dengan 'Pintu Belakang' beliau. Hal ini mengejutkan seluruh rakyat Malaysia yang risau mendengar perkara tersebut. Ramai mendoakan PM 'kembali' tetapi kembali ke mana ramai tak pasti.  Setelah berita mengenai pergolakan yang berlaku di dalam sistem pencernaan PM kita yang ke-8 tersebar ke seluruh dunia, keluar pula berita bahawa PM sepatutnya pergi menghadap YDPA Sultan bagi berbincang mengenai pembukaan semula Parlimen yang sebelum ini dikatakan segera. Namun, benda lain pula yang terbuka dengan segera sehingga Bapa Perutusan terpaksa dimasukkan ke dalam Hospital bagi menyelamatkan maruah beliau. Ramai netizen membuat andaian bahawa PM sebenarnya TIDAK CIRIT! Tetapi hanya menggunakan alasan tersebut untuk tidak berjumpa dengan Sultan. Adakah perkara ini benar?